Write What I Like is not a space to mock white people. For that sort of business, I turn to The Onion for Bro, You're A God Among Bros:
I've long admired your absolute broficiency in all things bro-related, and the way you've always carried yourself in a brofessional manner. I consider you a brole model. When I was new in this town, you took me under your wing and showed me the bropes. And I will always preesh that. Not only did you school me in proper brotocol, but you were a spiritual leader, a confidant, and, more importantly, a bro.
There's a story here:
This week I started my new job in DC (the office is there but I'm still based in NYC). I told my friend I wanted to go to the Pharmacy Bar in Adams Morgan; I used to go there when I lived in that exceedingly dull tract of khaki country. After an unbelievable respectable amount of drinks, I ventured to the facilities and returned to see a white patron reading this article aloud to the bartender, his friend and the remaining Rx patient (my friend). In the morning I looked it up to see if the humor remained -- you have here been subject to my final judgement.
But don't worry... this will not be the bro-totype for future posts.
